Mighty Waltholmes Finally Win a Game!!

by schwartz - 09/11/09

In an unprecedented showing, the Mighty Walthomes stormed the Commons Tuesday evening and whipped some little girl’s butts at SPUD. No, seriously.

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SPUD. We don’t know what it actually stands for…but we know how to kick some butt at it! Ok, so maybe the teams weren’t fair….but winning is not always about fairness. And we really, REALLY needed to win a game.

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So when Maddy “watch out she’s vicious” Shedno opened the game with a 90 mile-an-hour kickball to the groin of the unsuspecting opponents, things got heated fast. Not to be shown up, Jeff “don’t call me Burrito” Benanto single-handedly took down a 110 lb girl with a kickball to the face.

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Impressive showings were made by all that night (though there were whispers of the use of performance enhancers). MVP Justin Drake once again dominated and AJ Gosselin impressed with several catches and outs. Both Tara Malloy and Anna Dreyser racked up the points catching balls since the ‘announcer’ forgot to call their numbers. And Megan “yeah I just caught that with my face!” Prock managed to shrug off a viscous dog leash whipping to take down the other team.

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Special nods to Zach for “switching teams” to ensure equal team numbers, the other team for being so cool and Jerome for playing team mascot for the night. Until next time…

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We Huffed and We Puffed and We…Lost Another Game

by schwartz - 08/10/09

Mascot Lucy actually stole the bacon Things aren’t looking good for “Team Mighty.” We arrived at Boston Common in all of our Saucony finest (despite the new city location Jeff “Downtown” Benanto was conspicuously absent) confident that we would steal the bacon and, more importantly, steal back our pride.

We had good reason to be optimistic: Newly-off-the-market Tim Whitman was on hand to make his “Mighty” debut, Maddy Shedno brought her fighting spirit (and Zazz refreshments) and we had a fan (former Schwartzer Nicole Huie) and a mascot (Lucy, who can rock an impromptu pet carrier like no other).

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Still, it was not to be. We had some moments: In between waxing poetic about Tahiti’s sunsets Whitman made some great plays, Megan Prock and Zach Servideo, facing aggressive opponents, channeled their inner cave[wo]man to endure the pressure and Justin “I’ll advise you on your trip” Drake was clutch, continuing to play like Papi on steroids even after being dubbed the Mighty’s MVP.

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Despite these triumphs, victory remained illusive and the Mighty were once again defeated. Here’s hoping that next game (which will see the return of the aforementioned Downtown Benanto, Nick “You’re a little pitchy, dawg” and, assuming things didn’t get messed up on his gmail calendar, Brian “I’m not sorry” Kramer) will be a better day for the Mighty.

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Not by the Hair on my Chinny Chin Chin!

by brooke - 08/06/09

(–ed note: this blog post was actually crafted by the lovely Ryan Bailey, our Boston game manager! Props to Ryan for the detailed play-by-play.)

Seven p.m. on a nice breezy Tuesday night in Boston. The perfect time for a little barbeque, a walk by the Charles, or, for these thirty or forty adventurous souls, a takeover of Boston Common for an exciting game of Steal the Bacon.

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Although most of the group were rookie bacon stealers, everyone quickly got the hang of the game.  Some players chose to run their fastest and just go for it, while others were more strategic.  We had some intense moments when two rivals would circle the pig, each waiting for the other to make his move (strangely reminiscent of Sumo Wrestling.)  Other moments more closely paralleled a basketball game, such as when Tim from Schwartz played his aggressive defense - his hands and arms everywhere in order to keep his opponent back from the pig.  It got really interesting when two from each team were called at once.  Then teamwork developed and some interesting plays came about.  Players passing the pig, dodging, and running in crazy circles drew the attention of many passers-by.

Game One was Mimoco versus Sonic Bids.  These two teams were the brave guinea pigs (not pigs) in our first attempt at Steal the Bacon.  The Mimoco players seemed a little daunted when they saw how far back they had to stand, and how much running would be involved!  However they gained confidence when one of their own overtook Kimberly from Sonic Bids.  The Mimoco player was chain smoking at the time but he didn’t let that slow him down. After that, Sonic Bids decided they had to step up their game and they finished strong: 13-6.

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Game Two was Schwartz versus Shoebuy playing nine on nine.  It was an extremely competitive game with the teams neck and neck the whole time.  Schwartz brought some super strong players to the game, including many fast runners and their secret weapon, Andrew “Screech” Law.  Ultimately they beat out Shoebuy by a hair. (*see blog title above) Final score was 12 to 11.

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For Game Three we brought back up Sonic Bids and Mimoco and it wasn’t as much of a competition this time. Perhaps the Mimoco crew already had convenience store subs on the brain, or were dreading their late night return to the office.  This paved the way to a smooth victory for Sonic Bids, who won the round 7 to 2.

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Game Four was the rematch of two strong teams: Schwartz and Shoebuy.  Again and again these two teams continued to tie it up until the score was 6 to 6.  The final point was scored by Shoebuy!   Looks like a tie breaker would be in order . ..

The two teams had a few moments to catch their breath during which Schwartz requested a re-pacing of the distance. After the distance was paced out again, in an extremely scientific manner, both teams agreed it was fair and the competition resumed as the sun set in the background. The last round was fast and furious, with players increasingly motivated by their desire to finish the game and move on to the bar.  A couple of solid victories in a row for Shoebuy led to their triumph – they took the round 7 to 4.

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We headed to McGreevey’s for a great wrapup to the night with drinks, food, and even a bunch of free appetizers.  The manager, Don, and our waitress, Dana, were very attentive and the atmosphere was great too. Shoebuy and Sonic Bids may have brought home the bacon this time but everyone had fun and all are looking forward to the next one.

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Schwartz Humiliated in 1st Physical Event Last Week; Look to Redeem on 8/4/09

by schwartz - 08/03/09

It was ugly. Very ugly. The Mighty Mighty Walthomes showed up last Tuesday, and that’s about all they did. It quickly became apparent that the team would struggle throughout the game. The SonicBids had some nice batting practice, thanks to Brian Kramer, Tim Pitta, and Nick Gosselin. Jeff Benanto injured his rotator cuff trying to make plays at third. Andrew Law came up with big plays. Megan Prock and Anna Dreyser held their own against a tough pitching assault. Justin “Draconian” Drake was being unusually severe and cruel as always.Photo #1: The Mighty Mighties swallowed their pride (and some tasty beers) after the game. Nobody was tired, as the team barely exerted themselves.

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Photo #2: Fans had a surprise visit from Ben Affleck! He jumped on the field, pulled up his socks, threw on some red gym shorts, and took an at-bat. He’s currently filming a movie close by. The photo is a bit blurry. Female fans enjoyed Ben’s presence.

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Photo #3: Do these look like faces of those that would have no mercy on the playing field, or those that would hold the door for you even though you’re a half mile away? Door holders don’t win whiffle ball games.

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Kubb, Wiffle Ball, Steal the Bacon, Touch Football and …Field Crumpets?

by Liz - 07/28/09

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The Saucony O’s summer office sports league is in full swing, and we have a game lineup next week that’s gonna knock your socks right out of your Jazz Lo-Pros.

Monday August 3rd & Tuesday August 4th - NYC teams plays Kubb in Central Park.

Tuesday August 4th - Chicago teams play wiffle ball in Humboldt Park and our Boston teams play steal the bacon at Boston Common (pray for no rain this time!)

Wednesday August 5th - Seattle teams play touch football under the Space Needle while our SF teams play field crumpets at Draves Field.

Now what the eff is field crumpets, you ask? Field Crumpets is a game played with two teams of players which try to score points by hitting the “crumpet” (generally one of those squishy playground balls) into the opposing team’s goal using their crumpet sticks (big fat wiffle bats). Field Crumpets is highly related to the games Field Hockey and Soccer, though it references several other sports. The game also includes various unique rules, many of which reflect the founders’ desire to emphasize fun and silliness over competition.

We look forward to the silliness!

Field Crumpets photo courtesy of fieldcrumpets.com

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