by kip
Heeb beat Sony/BMG in an amazing come from behind thriller. Some serious “miracle of miracles” shiz went down.
Down 2 games to nuthin, Heeb decided to dance the Hora and suddenly their luck changed for the better.We’re not saying there is a god (or that said god intervenes in games of KUBB) but it’s hard not to be amazed by Heeb’s stunning victory!
Posted in HEEB Magazine, New York, Office Teams, Sony BMG, Uncategorized
by nicole
That is totally how Tuesday night went. So much fun!
I guess we should start by running through the real game- Kubb was awesome! Who knew that throwing sticks at sticks in order to throw sticks at a spiky stick could be so fun? Everyone seemed to hit their stride after the first game & the end result was victory for Heeb & L’Oreal!

After that, the 50-60 of us with our new status as Kubb aficionados wandered over to Blondies to destroy some wings & light beer. The room was crazy crowded as the wings were finished and indigestion set in. Faster than a flash of lightning (and I SWEAR I am not exaggerating) tables were pushed together, empty dishes were thrown at the poor, naïve clearer guy & cups were filled up to the first line with beer.
This is where we see the teams’ true colors come out. L’Oreal initiated the games with their red- faced competitiveness and challenged the Onion. Unfortunately, even with ‘ringers’ on their side, the team lost the round to the dismay of their semi-captain who missed the whole ordeal during one, short smoke break.

More rounds were played, Heeb put up a good fight against SonyBMG who ended up playing L’Oreal, a much anticipated rematch after the Kubb loss. After that, it was getting late, the Onion team slid out quietly leaving Justin as the lone green t-shirt yet again.
Matador & Fader next week!
Long live Kubb!
Posted in HEEB Magazine, L'Oreal, New York, Office Teams, Sony BMG, Sports, The Onion
by nicole

We have two long anticipated games going on tomorrow that are sure to give some serious bragging rights to the winners.
The Onion vs Heeb magazine- Although we are playing Kubb it seems like a game of witty, satirical back & forth will probably take precedence between these two low- circulation publications. These two offices have met before on a dodgeball court & may see tomorrow’s game as some sort of rematch. Check out the video & possibly the best ‘dodgeball’ t- shirts of all time.
L’Oreal vs SonyBMG- Two of our largest, rowdiest & most corporate teams clash tomorrow but we aren’t interested in who is going to win Kubb. We, here, are more excited about the post- game flip cup tourneys that are bound to happen.
Stay tuned for post game recaps & pictures!!
Posted in HEEB Magazine, L'Oreal, New York, Obscure Sports, Office Teams, Sony BMG, The Onion, Upcoming Event
by sonybmg
In an absolutely thrilling match up, SONY BMG’s One Million Ninjas defeated The Onion at standing still capture the flag. After the attempted trickery by The Onion, our fateful Ninjas soon realized their best offense was a good defense.
There are 13 Ninjas hiding in this picture from the game.. Can you locate them?

Always first class, here we are helping up a teammember from The Onion who tripped..

Cheers to The Onion’s last man standing, Justin (if that is your real name).

Posted in New York, Office Teams, Sony BMG, The Onion
by beggars

It has to be said: Indies vs. Majors- settled on the whiffleball field. Anyone who didn’t notice the tension either wasn’t paying attention or maybe got too down with Team FADER’s secret weapon
Our team was hellbent on securing another win, and smashed out of the gates in a way that none of us could have ever predicted. There was nothing borderline about Dave Martin’s performance and leadership, Helen kept on smashing one armed homers, Kimberly started knocking them out, and our newest member Jeremy broke sound barriers running around the bases.
The invisible ninjas put up a hell of a fight, almost coming from a significant deficit to take the lead in the last inning with a MAJESTIC hit that could’ve been a 3-run homer. Sadly for them…..

Good game dudes.
Posted in Beggars/Matador, New York, Office Teams, Sony BMG