It has to be said: Indies vs. Majors- settled on the whiffleball field. Anyone who didn’t notice the tension either wasn’t paying attention or maybe got too down with Team FADER’s secret weapon

Our team was hellbent on securing another win, and smashed out of the gates in a way that none of us could have ever predicted. There was nothing borderline about Dave Martin’s performance and leadership, Helen kept on smashing one armed homers, Kimberly started knocking them out, and our newest member Jeremy broke sound barriers running around the bases.

The invisible ninjas put up a hell of a fight, almost coming from a significant deficit to take the lead in the last inning with a MAJESTIC hit that could’ve been a 3-run homer. Sadly for them…..

Good game dudes.

The ninjas may have fallen to the Matador team but our vengeance will be swift, our vengeance will be painful, and our vengeance will come when you least expect it (or during the next game). But one thing is certain, that is the last time we let a furry red monster coach our team.

“Yes, Elmo, we can count to ten.. But how does that help in our situational batting?”

But seriously Matador captain, that was a great catch at the end of the game and we were relatively impressed.

In an unprecedented event in wiffle ball history, SONYBMG’s One Million Ninjas destroyed the hapless victims at Fader magazine by a score of 17-0.  For those who missed the game, please see an action shot from the bottom of the 3rd inning:

What caused said absolute demolishing?  One may never know, but sources claim that they witnessed an extraordinary event at the game: the mystery “ninja” pitch.  Team representatives  acted aloof when approached regarding the existence of the ninja pitch.  Shortly after, some disappeared into trees, some threw smoke bombs and vanished, others stayed to drink pitchers of beer.

 And, the lesson to be learned is: beware a single ninja, let alone ONE MILLION NINJAS!

…those not pictured are busy being ninjas