Fresh off our bowling triumph the week before, the Millionaires headed to Threes and Nines for the trivia challenge. After promptly biffing it on the first category — which should have been our ace in the hole — conveniently titled “Music,” we managed to be dumbfounded by one obscure question after another. (Though there was no shortage of patting ourselves on the back when we somehow managed to pull from our collective gray matter that Brian Eno was responsible for the Microsoft start-up sound). It pretty much went that way up until the last round — March Madness!? - where we miraculously got a couple of questions right.

But whatever, in the end we all got schooled by Studio Number One, who apparently got every question in the “Design” category correct (*cough cough*this shit is rigged!*cough cough*). And the rest of us managed to come in a 3-way tie for 2nd (last) place.

But it’s not about whether you win or lose, it’s how good you look while doing it, right? And I think we got that one in the bag:

After trivia, we decided the only thing left to do would be to show Studio Number One who’s boss in a little old school thumb war. And our own Colin was victorious!

Colin demonstrating the classic “fake-out” thumb war baiting maneuver (above) before going in for the kill (below).

The Millionaires, ready for the next adventure.

Team Constant Artists Millionaires rolled into Shatto Lanes last Tuesday (clearly the best lookin’ team in the joint) ready to whup up on some agents, designers, and magazine peddlers. Even though we have no idea whether we won or lost, we’re pretty sure no one had better follow through:

But now for the real business: Agency Group, listen up! We saw you stealing Christine’s beer, and we won’t stand for it. We take our beer very seriously (especially when it’s free - you don’t become a Millionaire by losing track of your free beer). But we digress, Agency Group. We’re getting ready for trivia by sharpening our pencils on our old Lee Scratch Perry records. Book this!

The highlight of the evening though, was little Jack who, at just 4 months, has already inked his first sponsorship deal with Saucony. We couldn’t be more proud - a mini-Millionaire in the making!