| Team Name: |
The SNO BALLZ |
| Website: |
http://www.studionumber-one.com |
| Team Shoes: |
Black, Dark Gray + Red Lo Pros |
| Mascot: |
Rod Stewart's Hair |
| Song: |
Public Enemy No. 1 |
| Motto: |
Our power is discombobulatingly devastating. We can feel your muscle tissues collapse under our force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter our realm. |
| Favorite Drink: |
Transphusion |
| Team Dance: |
the Dinosaur |
| Team Bird: |
Albatross |
| Not-so-Secret-Weapon: |
Good manners |
| Team Spiritual Advisor: |
Selassie I |
| Message to the Kids: |
Drink the Kool-Aid. |
| Raison d'etre: |
S.W.A.G. |
| Philosopher: |
Thomas Hobbes |
| Favorite Sports Movie: |
Kazaam |
