THREADLESS

Team Name: totalf*ckingnightmarestorm.com
Website: http://www.threadless.com
Team Shoes: Black + Silver Originals
Mascot: NOLA the dog
Song: "Authority Song" by John "the Coug" Mellencamp
Motto: If we didn't win, you probably cheated."
Favorite Drink: Sparks!
Team Dance: The infamous chicken dance from Arrested Development
Not-so-Secret-Weapon: Short- shorts & giant envy
Team Spiritual Advisor: "There is no Dana, only Zuul"
Message to the Kids: "Do what feels good!"
Raison d'etre: To win, duh.
Philosopher: Jack Handy
Favorite Sports Movie: Caddyshack

MyOpenBar.com are Chicago Champions!

by nicole - 09/10/08

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Congratulations to MyOpenBar not only for being totally awesome because they always tell us where to get inebriated for free, but for becoming Chicago’s very FIRST Saucony Office Team Champions!!
The sun was bright on that beautiful Sunday in the spacious area that is Smith Park. Both Threadless & MyOpenBar came to WIN! Competition was tight during Tug of War, Egg Toss, Dizzy Bat & Three Legged Race. It came down to the last game- the wheelbarrow race in which MyOpenBar clinched the victory. WXRT & Venus Zine came out to play as well with WXRT allowing some local teenage boys to play on their team in order to win almost every game against Venus Zine.
After the games, teams headed to Old Oak Tap to revel or drown in free booze & great food!
We hope everyone had as much fun as we did this summer!!!! You’re ALL winners in our book!

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Threadless Reign: “Some stay dry and others feel the pain…”

by threadless - 08/06/08

So we all puffed out our chests a little bit after our game of Capture the Flag last month against WXRT. That is not to say they didn’t give us a run for our money… “Coaching” from the sidelines, aka sitting on my butt, was like watching some nature program on NOVA. I’ve never seen my crew so exhausted from running for their lives. Reality entertainment at its best. I just wish we had some videos from this game. Excited to see how we do during the ever popular KUBB, “an outdoor Viking game for all ages.” Sounds right up our alley…

We happily traded Bill until we realized how quickly he would turn against us.

Serious competition.

Dustin wins it for us!

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Chicago Whiffleball!

by nicole - 07/09/08

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As our whiffleball games come to a close we reflect on this past week in Chicago with an early reminiscent sparkle in our eye.
Congratulations to game winners this week- MyOpenBar, Threadless & UR Chicago.
Here are a couple links to the games to tide you over until everyone gets their posts up.
Monday’s games and Tuesday’s game!

We will be announcing the next game tomorrow and we really hope you’ll capture the spirit of it!

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Dear Venus Zine:

by threadless - 07/07/08

remember how we printed this shirt a year ago?

…just sayin’…

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STORM WATCH: TFNS.com

by threadless - 06/24/08

Watch out for the super intimidation tactics of totalfuckingnightmarestorm.com, including but not limited to: crazy bat swinging styles, large men, little people, and wild, rabid dogs that will crush your heart upon eye contact.

…and make sure to check out our website: http://totalfuckingnightmarestorm.com/

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