by Shirtless Tom

This past week was amazing. Aesop Rock was on point.
Sean’s photos are incredible.
Jelmer and Brandon were great as matching Olympic swimmers.
We had some special guests from northern California including the captain of the UCLA water polo team. Man, that kid had an arm.
This week is going to be the best ever. It has to be because it’s the last week ever!
BE THERE! YO LA TENGO!
Super Hero costumes encouraged, but you must have the courage to back them up on the court.
I urge everyone to check out http://www.bkdball.com/dball.html and keep up to date.
Posted in Dodgeball, McCarren Pool, New York, Sports, Upcoming Event
by Shirtless Tom

[ed. note: wtf, Shirtless Tom! What’s a shirt doing in this picture?]
Well, we had yet another rain filled Sunday at McCarren Park Pool but as always we still had a blast.
Cub Scouts represented and played even better than the Care Bears at times.
The line up was cut at the last minute from 4 bands to 3 due to a travel issue, but the three that played were good. I can always relate to the lyrics “I put some whiskey, in my whiskey”.
Some of the females that played dogeball this Sunday were the hottest of the summer and according to that female vote Ben H@ynes wins hottest male.
This next weekend is going to be huge.
The only Hip Hop line up of the summer rolls through featuring AESOP ROCK!
See you there.
Posted in Dodgeball, McCarren Pool, New York, Obscure Sports, Sports, Upcoming Event
by kip

This just in– the last and best pool party of all time has been announced. I know, I know– Black Lips + Deerhunter + King Khan was awesome and what could be better than that?
I’ll tell you what!
YO LA TENGO + TITUS ANDRONICUS
That’s right. I know. Really. Sweet.
I’m obliged to tell you that yes, we’ll be playing dodgeball and giving away free shoes. But as awesome as that is, even if you HATE Dodgeball and DESPISE free shoes, you should come to this because
a) it’s the last McCarren Pool Party EVER
b) it’s going to fun, regardless of its “last ever one of these so I gotta go one last time before it’s over and I can’t go anymore” status.
Doors/Dodgeball at 2:00 PM
Posted in Dodgeball, Festivals, McCarren Pool, Upcoming Event
by Shirtless Tom

Even the rain was too scared to play dodgeball this week.
With the return of some of the best regulars this week, the rain held off, despite threats.
This Sunday was once again a memorable one. Three- time MVP this year, Brandon (Care Bear), was in a motorcycle accident and couldn’t play, but he did lend a hand as one of the best refs we have ever had. Big thanks to him and all the other refs.
A sight for sore eyes, the ‘wizards on vacation’ returned from St. Bart’s. They were the jerks in Hawaiian shirts and jean cut offs who dominated the court.
Dodgeball at McCarren Park Pool have even caught the eye of GOOD Magazine who will be shooting Sunday August 17. Everyone wear your best threads, you know I’ll be in my Sunday best as always.
See you next Sunday.
Posted in Dodgeball, Festivals, McCarren Pool, New York, Obscure Sports, Sports, Upcoming Event
by nicole

We have two long anticipated games going on tomorrow that are sure to give some serious bragging rights to the winners.
The Onion vs Heeb magazine- Although we are playing Kubb it seems like a game of witty, satirical back & forth will probably take precedence between these two low- circulation publications. These two offices have met before on a dodgeball court & may see tomorrow’s game as some sort of rematch. Check out the video & possibly the best ‘dodgeball’ t- shirts of all time.
L’Oreal vs SonyBMG- Two of our largest, rowdiest & most corporate teams clash tomorrow but we aren’t interested in who is going to win Kubb. We, here, are more excited about the post- game flip cup tourneys that are bound to happen.
Stay tuned for post game recaps & pictures!!
Posted in HEEB Magazine, L'Oreal, New York, Obscure Sports, Office Teams, Sony BMG, The Onion, Upcoming Event