San Francisco: Week 2 Recap

by kip

San Francisco: Week 2 Recap

The final game of San Francisco’s Saucony Originals Summer Office (SOSO) Whiffle Ball 2008 season pitted last game’s triumphant winners and sulking losers against one another in a last-chance effort to earn inter-office respect– and oh how sweet is the scent of victory! With a guerrilla DJ providing the games’ soundtrack by blasting hopelessly mediocre reggae music from the top of San Francisco’s beautiful Dolores Park, reigning champions Frog Design Pizza on Fire and Revolver USA/Midheaven Sloth duked it out on the Winners field, while on the Losers field Hyphen Magazine CentaursSt. Elmo’s Fire and KQED grappled to see who would walk away victory-less.

TEAM HYPHEN MAGAZINE, NOT JUICIN’

Tensions began early when Hyphen, fueled by the better-than-electrolytes energy of Sparks, sauntered in wearing–yes–eyepatches, but KQED, no strangers to intimidation, were unshaken. Emboldened by their blue-shirted Elmo mascot, KQED sent the Centaurs home with heads hanging low in a mighty 6-3 win.

KQED WUZ SCARY!

Meanwhile, Frog, who began the game one person short of a full team, encountered some trouble mid-game when their rookie starter, Dave Hoffer, lost a motherfucking toenail when a Revolver runner, in a haze of speed and adrenaline, slid into his foot. But Hoffer, never one to admit defeat, battled on, and, with the blood slowly soaking into his socks, he stepped back on to the field and led the green-shirts to a 10-8 victory over the tenacious and creatively dressed Sloth.

SLOTH MAKES SHIRTS

All enmities were brushed aside after the games however, and, with heads held high, the teams trekked over to the Beauty Bar to end the evening in a flurry of tequila shots. In all, the night proved to be a glorious celebration of unbridled athleticism and uncensored drinking. And if anyone in the San Francisco area happens to find a toenail, please bring it to the Frog offices directly….

TO THE VICTORS, GOES THE BOOOOOOOOZE!

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One Response to “San Francisco: Week 2 Recap”

  1. patty Says:

    but the question, nick, is did dave hoffer ruin his pretty new shoes?!

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