Last Wednesday, we mighty Hot Dogs predictably continued our winning streak, making us the only undefeated team in the league, and therefore honorary masters of Seattle media, for another fortnight at least.

After leaving the supposedly ‘cool’ folk of KEXP as so much smoldering hipster rubble, we set our sights on the green menace of Frog Design, asking ourselves only two questions: what the hell does Frog Design do and how can we destroy them? It turns out the answer to the second question was Frog Design itself, as their game was plagued with countless fielding errors, whereas the Hot Dog defense (which sounds like an obscure chess tactic, but isn’t) remained nearly impregnable, only allowing 4 runs, more out of mercy than anything else, to the 23 runs we Bumbershoot warriors claimed.

With our fearless leader Michele absent from the sidelines, the Hot Dogs could have crumbled (or fallen out of their buns, as it were), but we instead rallied behind our flaxen-haired ringer Mike, batting a thousand for the day and laying a swath of yellow domination in his path. We remaining Hot Dogs were only too eager to follow. And that path led to victory my friends, sweet victory.

Our mighty team watched the green-shirted opponents imbibing on conciliatory libations at The Hurricane after the game, becoming drunker and drunker on liquor, instead of the grand glory we were swathed in for the night. We then could only feel sorry for the next team that might cross our path. We are coming for you, Seattle Weekly. And we show no mercy.

Tags: Bumbershoot, frog design, undefeated, whiffle ball

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