It’s probably no surprise…

by midheaven

… that it would take Revolver the longest to post recaps. What do you expect with a team called THE SLOTH?

But given our name, our team’s general sloppy appearance, and how often our players have had to drop a beer and/or cigarette in order to catch the ball, I’d say we’ve been pretty impressive. Shit, we even impressed ourselves, and that’s a tall order coming from a squad of grumpy cynics.

Let’s go two & a half weeks back…. Though the KQED team looked pretty together, and they certainly appeared more athletic, but let’s just say we killed them. I pretty much lost count, so I can’t remember how bad we killed them exactly, but I don’t think there’s much argument there. The only thing we were disappointed about was getting to the bar well after the other game was done - we definitely got the short straw in the the liquor game. I can’t reallyremember a whole lot about the game but Andrew ‘Murph’ Murphy really shone brightly, both behind the bat and on the field. Perhaps it was his muscle shirt that so thoroughly distracted the KQED squad?

Catching up here… last week we played Frog Design. At game time, there was only one member of the opposing team, which gave us some time to poorly stencil the word ‘Sloth’ (in classic Crass-alike stencil font) on a handful of our shirts. Given that we waited til the rest of their team showed up, we had quite a bit more time to drink, and I’m going to chalk our (squeaker) loss up to this key factor. Generally our sloppy attire and drunken, curmudgeonly demeanor is our best asset, but this time it just didn’t pay off. I should note that Randy stepped on one guy’s foot on the other team. Maybe the Frog guy had a bit too much to drink as well, because he didn’t notice until hours later that his sock was completely saturated with blood. Ew.

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