Chicago’s Finest almost lay a beatdown on the Shark Attacks
by wxrtMeet Chicago’s Finest:
When we’re not listening to the radio, or eating snacks around the office we’re all wiffle all the time.

Sorry if we scared you. We’re intimidating. I understand.
We’re ready to bring it with fury…


And make sure our new Saucony kicks are all nice and snug.

Yeah right, maybe National Little League All Stars.

Two time Sy young wiffle ball pitcher, Johnny Mars had a great start giving up just one earned wifflle and a pitching a complete game.
Johnny may be on the disabled list after pulling a hammy during a tricky play near the mound.

Mike Pentz was one of our heavy hitters, as shown here crushing one into the outfield. Can you feel that?

All and all, it was a tough game and we scored one run against the ‘Attacks, but it wasn’t enough.

The game ended in a tie, but with the after-bar festivities everybody was a winner!
We’re hitting the wiffle cages in preparation for next Monday’s game.
You better watch out myopenbar.com!



