Chicago’s Finest almost lay a beatdown on the Shark Attacks

by wxrt

Meet Chicago’s Finest: 
When we’re not listening to the radio, or eating snacks around the office we’re all wiffle all the time.
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Sorry if we scared you.  We’re intimidating.  I understand.    
With players like Mike Pentz, Maria Arnold, Kristin Kusink, Zack Nechvatal, Marc Algnini, Nate Azark, Charlie Pfister, Johnny Mars, Katie Funkey and Kim Grippo you’d think we’re this year’s National League All Stars.  Ok, well maybe not. But, we all found the field, which counts for something, right?  

We’re ready to bring it with fury… 
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As soon as we figure out the rules… 
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And make sure our new Saucony kicks are all nice and snug.

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 Then we take the field, looking like a bunch of pro’s….
Yeah right, maybe National Little League All Stars.
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Two time Sy young wiffle ball pitcher, Johnny Mars had a great start giving up just one earned wifflle and a pitching a complete game. 
Johnny may be on the disabled list after pulling a hammy during a tricky play near the mound.

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Mike Pentz was one of our heavy hitters, as shown here crushing one into the outfield.  Can you feel that?
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All and all, it was a tough game and we scored one run against the ‘Attacks, but it wasn’t enough. 
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The game ended in a tie, but with the after-bar festivities everybody was a winner!
We’re hitting the wiffle cages in preparation for next Monday’s game.  
You better watch out myopenbar.com! 

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