3 strikes …The ONION is OUT!!!

by loreal

(Game 7/28 …okay, so I’m late, but the story must be told)

Strike 1: The first strike of the evening is one of shock and awe. During the top half of the 3rd inning, we (L’Oreal’s team ‘Save Your Face’) launched a surprise attack on the Onion using a full range of aquatic weaponry. Operation French Onion Soupwas a soaking success. After we drained our arsenal the wiffleball score no longer mattered. The wet Onions were dripping with embarrassment. (photo shows the water grenade prep work)Water gernades (disguised as baseballs …clever!)

(balloons were disguised as baseballs …so clever!)

Strike 2: Two words - ‘Flip Cup’ Simply put, L’Oreal can flip a damn cup. The Onion’s attempts to do it better were futile. Hi-Fives all around for L’Oreal.

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Strike 3: For the third strike, the Onion really out did themselves. Already embarrassed by the water attack, and the flip cup challenge, the Onion ups the ante on embarrassment - OBNOXIOUS PROJECTILE VOMETING!!! Nothing and no one were safe from the vile liquid which reeked of onion flavored muscle milk mixed with some wing sauce. Thanks Onion for making L’Oreal feel like Winners despite the wiffle score. Strike 3 - The Onion’s Out!


Gross!

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