Our efforts this summer in softball and wiffleball haven’t exactly been successful, but yesterday Heeb finally tasted victory in a game of Capture the Flag in a series of three to zero against the urban rag The Fader.

Makes sense that we would master at a game in which the basic strategy is to invade and occupy territory that arguably doesn’t belong to us. (Sound familiar?) But the dynamic duo that made the W happen was no doubt Michael Moshan (above, center), attorney-at-law, and his Long Island ringer, Mike Blitzer (right).

Between hustling our prisoners back to home territory and snagging that flag every round, those two not only get our game MVPs but redeemed an entire summer of winless shame.